Transcript Chatbot Results - Washington State University

Chatbot Results
Things I had to remove from the
Chatbot…
• “Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say
specific things in specific contexts.”
• “It depends how many copies of me are
running.”
Things I had to remove from the peer…
• “football game…”
• “Cougars”
Which is which?
I have never been asked that before.
You haven't?
Yes I have.
So, you have?
Interesting deduction. No I have not.
Wait, you're confusing me.
I'm waiting. I am not programmed to
confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
But you are.
How?
You just said that you hadn't, but have, and
didn't.
What happened to it.
What happened to what?
I don't know what happened.
You asked me.
Is that your final answer?
Before what? What happened after what ?
After...I don't even know anymore.
Neither do I.
tomorrow, you should come over and
rock out
haha, common place to find me?
I'm not down there THAT often.
too often, I would say
… seems like it's taking too long to get
started
I concur.
Though I don't want it too.
Because that means less time to hang
out with people.
eh, I really havent been hanging out
much
just been kinda bored
Yeah, kinda how things are slowly
playing out. As boring.
lol
Which is which?
anyway, do you have anything to do
tonight, beside homework?
No I don't think I have any anything to do
tonight beside homework. But I do have a
collection of gossip.
so, do you like music?
Dude! Yes I like it, especially Opera.
can you play any music instrument?
I don't know how to play it.
too bad
But not the end of the world.
well, yeah
Well what?
I also can not play
Also? Why can't you do it?
nobody teach me
That is a rather sweeping generalization
about people.
anyway, I gotta go.
so, any homework you need to be done
this week?
yes, I have three assignments.
that is tough
yes, last week I was procrastinating and
know it's time to work.. hehe
Hey, do you like music?
sure
anyway, can you play anykind of music
instrument? guitar? piano?
yes, guitar, piano and drums
i really love music
Which is which?
A Hey
B What's up?
A Not much. Whats your name?
B ______. Whats yours?
A Brian. Nice to meet you. Where are you
from?
B Seattle. How bout you?
A Kent. Near Seattle. How do you like
WSU?
B Its good. Classes are hard but it's still fun
A Talk to you later.
B See ya
A: Hey
B: Can I help you?
A: What's your name?
B: My name is _______
A: Where are you from?
B: I am originally from Bethlehem,
Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland,
California. Where are you?
A: I'm from Kent and am living in
Pullman right now for school.
B: What is it like growing up there? Tell
me a little about your life in Kent. I
would like to live in Pullman right now
for school sometime.
A: It's not bad.
B: You enjoy it.
A: How is Oakland?
B: Fine as far as I know.
Which is which?
A: how is going on?
B: Fine as far as I know.
A: are you robot?
B: How did you know I am a machine?.
A: Well, I can do a simple test
B: Well that’s okay. That’s good
information: unknown person said he a
simple test.
A: one plus one equals?
B: Use a calculator!
A: one plus one equals?
B: Use a calculator!
A: if you keep saying the same thing, then
you are robot
B: Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear?
How did you know I am a machine?
A: Nice to talk with you.
B: Thank you for your kindness.
C: how is going on?
D: going good
C: are you robot?
D: why do you ask so
C: Well, I can do a simple test
D: I dont like this test then
C: one plus one equals?
D: thats so easy
C: one plus one equals?
D: two!
C: one plus one equals?
D: two!
C: If you keep saying the same thing, then
I know you are robot
D: robots are smarter than you think
C: you tried to anwser any problem
undirectly.
D: did I?
A: Nice to talk with you.
B: me. too.
Which is which?
Cindy: what are you up to?
Bill: Chatting on the interweb with you.
Cindy: what is your favorite color?
Bill: Black, like my heart.
Cindy: why is your heart black?
Bill: Because it's better to feel pain than
nothing at all.
Cindy: do you cut yourself?
Bill: DOES NOT COMPUTE SEGMENTATION
FAULT
George: Hello!
Sarah: Hi there!
George: Did you know that before Edwin
Hubble demonstrated that some
observable nebulae are outside of our
own Milky Way, people thought that our
own galaxy comprised the entire
universe?
Sarah: Is that a fact. What happened after
Edwin Hubble demonstrated that some
observable nebulae are outside of our
own Milky Way people thought that our
own galaxy comprised the entire universe
?
George: That doesn't make any sense!
Sarah: To me, it makes perfect sense.
George: Well, you're pretty ridiculous
then.
Sarah: Well that's okay. Thanks for telling
me that I am ridiculous.
Which is which?
A) Would you like to goto mars?
B) No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do
that.
A) Why not
B) It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds
dangerous.
A) But space is so amazing
B) Interesting. And so amazing is space.
A) Have you ever done anything illegal?
B) I think I have done anything illegal
A) That doesn't make any sense
B) To me, it makes perfect sense.
A) Mind explaining?
B) OK let's do it. Sure, space sounds like a
good topic.
A) Why are you afraid of space?
B) lauren programmed me for it.
A) Thats a cop out
B) I said it because you said " Thats a cop
out".
A) Do you think we should go to mars?
B) I dunno mars is pretty far away isn't it.
Why not New Jersey?
A) Why go to New Jersey? I pretty sure
there are other landfills closer by.
B) I suppose if I disposed of my garbage
by post, that would simplify things. But
why bother about all this stuff when
space is so cool?
A) Space is the final frontier. I doubt we'll
see much more than the international
space station in our lifetimes though
really. Which truly is a shame.
B) I disagree, I think we'll see a space
elevator in our lifetime, which would
open up all kinds of things.
A) Why not a space escalator?
B) No stairs involved.
Which is which?
- Hi, I'm Matt
Hello Matt, how are you?
- I am good.
Where do you live?
- Spokane.
Are you looking forward to winter?
- Not really, but I am looking forward to
skiing.
I have never been skiing, where do you ski?
- Usually silver mountain. Do you know
what time it is?
Its 9pm.
- What do you think of Artificial
Intelligence?
I think its pretty interesting.
- Do you think artificial intelligence will be
able to replace human intelligence?
Probably not, at least not in our lifetime.Well it was nice talking to you, I'm going to
finish my homework now.
- Hi, my name is Matt.
Hello Matt.
- How are you?
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
- I'm doing well.
- What time is it?
Do I look like a clock?
- hahaha
When do you think artificial intelligence
will replace lawyers?
- Never! When do you think artificial
intelligence will replace lawyers
Sometime in our lifetime. The amount of
information contained within a lawyer will
be exceeded by the capacity of a
machine.
- Are you serious?
No I am just kidding around.
- well it was nice talking to you, I have to
finish my homework now.