Transcript Wacky Warning Labels

Wacky Warning Labels
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Sign at Railroad Station
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone
found doing so will be prosecuted.
Baby Stroller
Warning: Remove child before folding baby stroller.
Hammer
Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid
object.
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Coffee Cup
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
Automobile Windshield cover
Caution: Never drive with the cover on your windshield
Swedish chain saw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Rest Stop in Wisconsin
Do not eat urinal cakes.
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Television Owner’s Manual
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Microwave Oven
Do not use for drying pets.
Deodorant
Do not use intimately.
Electronic Thermometer
Do not use orally after using rectally.
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Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush
Do not use orally.
Korean Kitchen Knives
Keep out of children.
Hotel Shower Cap
Fits one head.
blanket from Taiwan
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
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Tampax Tampons
Remove used tampon before inserting a new one.
Swann frozen dinners
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Halloween Superman Costume
This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly.
Ray-O-Vac AA Batteries
If swallowed or lodged in ear or nose see doctor.
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Midol PMS
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer
WARNING: Do not use in shower. Never use while
sleeping.
Heated Seat Cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
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Sleeping Pill Prescription
Warning: drug may cause sleepiness.
Butane Lighter
Warning: Flame may cause fire.
Rat Poison
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory
mice.
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Sharpening Stone
Warning: knives are sharp!
Nytol
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Rowenta Iron
Warning! Never iron clothes on the body.