Fuckin` Magnets How do they work?

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Fuckin’ Magnets
How do they work?
Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J., Insane Clown Posse
INTRODUCTION
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The term magnetism is used to describe how
fuckin’ materials magically respond on the
microscopic level to an applied magnetic
field; How the fuck does this happen? For
example, the most well known form of
magnetism is ferromagnetism such that some
fuckinferro-shit type materials produce their
own persistent magnetic field. However, all
materials are influenced to greater or lesser
degree by the presence of a fuckin weird
magnetic field. Some are attracted to a
magnetic field (paramagnetism); others are
repulsed by a magnetic field (diamagnetism);
others have a much more complex
relationship with an applied magnetic field,
which creeps me the fuck out.
The magnetic state (or phase) of a material
depends on temperature (and other variables
such as fuckin’ MAGIC and shit) so that a
material may exhibit more than one form of
magnetism depending on its temperature,
etc. What the fuck is goin’ on here?
HYPOTHESES
KEY FINDINGS
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Fuckin magnets will move around and shit. BY
THEMSELVES
 Fuckin
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Motherfuckin scientists be LYIN about this
shit!
FUCK
 Magnets
moved and shit, and stuck to metals.
HOW THE FUCK??
 I couldn’t handle that shit and got fucked up.
SAMPLE MAGNETISM
A permanent magnet is an object made from a material
that is magnetized and creates its own persistent
magnetic field. An everyday example is a refrigerator
magnet used to hold notes on a refrigerator door. Like
“Don’t drink my Faygo, bitch!”
An electromagnet is made from a coil of wire which acts
as a magnet when an electric current passes through it,
but stops being a magnet when the current stops. Since
no one aint seen electricity, no one can prove it exists.
Fuckin liars!
STUDY 1: MAGNET TESTING & VALIDATION
We began by putting some iron shavings down
AND THAT FUCKIN SHIT MOVED.
STUDY 2: GETTIN TO DA FUCKIN BOTTOM
Muthafuckas can’t explain mystic shit like this.
Just fuckin wonder at it, motherfucker.
Magnets stuck together and shit. Holy
Figure 1
 Holy fuckin shit. Don’t lie to me about this shit.
The overall strength of a magnet is measured by its
magic, while the local strength of the magnetism in a
material is measured by its magnetization.
CONCLUSION
I conclude that motherfuckers been lying about
this shit for centuries. How do magnets do that
shit? No one aint never gonna find out. Mother
fucker. Gimme some more Faygo, bitch.
In principle all kinds of magnetism
originate (similar to Superconductivity) from
specific quantum-mechanical phenomena which
are not easily explained (e.g. Mathematical
formulation of quantum mechanics, in particular
the chapters on spin and on the Pauli principle). A
successful model was developed already in 1927,
by fuckin liars Walter Heitler and Fritz London,
who
derived
quantum-mechanically,
how
hydrogen molecules are formed from hydrogen
atoms, i.e. from the atomic hydrogen orbitals uA
and uB centered at the nuclei A and B, see below.
That this leads to magnetism, is not at all
obvious, but will be explained in the following.
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