Transcript Kenny`s Cool Ass Exam - cyrigdewghcameronsmith

Kenny’s Cool Ass Exam
By The One And Only, The Great, The
Masterful, The Awesome, The Freaking
Fantastic!!!!, The Kenny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Intro.
The belief system of S. Asia is quite
complex. They have beliefs going back
almost 3500 years and rituals that go back
even farther. These rituals and beliefs
have been changing the geography of S.
Asia both human and physical for long as
they have existed.
The Funereal Pyres
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In the Hindu culture it is expected
that you burn your dead on a
tower of wood called a pyre
This belief has lead to a
commercialization of selling wood
to burn the dead upon and as
such prices go through the roof
But the problem is not so much
that they are burning a lot of dead
people but that they are using up
a lot of wood and the fact that they
try to dump the ashes in the
Ganges R. clogging up the river
It would be much easier if people
would use the public crematorium
and then take a bottle of Ganges
water dump in the ashes and pray
Deforestation
• With the commercialization of
funereal wood and the
commercial boom of India
deforestation has become a
big problem what with all these
people mass killing trees
• The solution would be to plant
trees in the places you already
cut down, this would mean you
could come back about 3 years
later and cut down the trees
you planted
Pollution of the Ganges
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The Ganges is the holy river in India
and it is thought that if you drop a
persons ashes in the river they will be
taken out of the reincarnation cycle
Because of this people drop ashes in
the river and when people cant afford
to burn the dudes they drop the body
in the river in hopes that it would work
the same way
Plus companies are allowed to drop
their toxins in the river for a small fee
and this may cause problems because
millions of people use the Ganges as
drinking water, dish washer, clothes
washer, and irrigation water for crops
It would be advisable to stop both
practices and to force the companies
to clean up the Ganges
Critique by Cameron Smith
• The solutions to all three of the problems
are similar. Each plan is good, if the
population participates. His solutions lack
government enforcement. The first step to
all of his solutions would be propaganda
supporting these plans. I recommend
protection of the replanted forests and a
more technologically advanced way of
cleaning the Ganges.