Transcript quiz time peoples!

Oh look, a Volcano!
I wouldn’t do that if I
were you. This
volcano blew up six
hours ago and there
might be some hot
lava pockets in here
still.
*Touch*
You’re just jealous
‘cause I touched the
volcano before you. I
mean, who wouldn’t
want to touch a volcano!
Umm, a person who
doesn’t want his hand
burned off? Bob, stop
touching it! Every time
you touch anything,
something goes wrong!
Nu-uh! What about
the time I petted
your cat! Nothing
went wrong!
Mr. Fluffykins? He
spontaneously
combusted for
pity’s sake!
Well, at least he
probably wasn’t in
pain. Now be
quiet, I think I
found a hunk of
obsidian!
OWWW! NOT OBSIDIAN!
NOT OBSIDIAN! LAVA!!!
HOT HOT HOT! I NEED
WATER!
Told you so.
MUST...
TOUCH...
SHINY...
BALL!
BOB! Don’t make
me get over there.
Oh no. Oh no oh
no. Whatever you
do, don’t touch that
ball Bob!
You think? And
just for the
record, I blame
you.
Hmm, this is bad.
Very bad.
Anyway, after Bob had gotten lava
stuck to his hand, they went home.
Well, to Bud’s home. You know,
there’s a good reason why Bob
isn’t invited to Bud’s house. A very
good reason. Heh heh heh.
AHHH! Much better!
A Box
You wouldn’t be in this
predicament if you had
listened. Look, get your
paws out of my fish tank.
Aww, come on. You killed
my fish! And disintegrated
my box!
A Box
Umm, this predicament just got me a
piece of volcanic glass! Look at it! Its
round and black and shiny and mine! And
look, I didn’t mean to kill your fish. Or
disintegrate your box. Now, I can grow
the rock into a mini volcano and get rich
off of obsidian! MUAHAHAHAHA! RICH!
Your volcanic rock? You cooled it in
my tank and killed my fish to get it. Its
mine! And also, do you even know
how volcanoes form?
Uhh, yeah, you plant their seeds, a.k.a.
rocks and glass, water it, then watch it
grow! Duh. Either that, or you make it out
of clay and put baking soda, red food
coloring, and chili peppers in it. One of
those.
No. Not even close. Let me show you.
Welcome to my living room. I’ve got a
presentation I put on a DVD in the TV
right now, and, we’ll learn how
Volcanoes really form. And DON’T
touch my couch. I’m warning you.
Right, don’t touch the couch. So, lets get
this video started! The sooner this is over,
the better. I just want some more rocks.
And money. Lots of money. And how’d
you make a presentation that fast?
Okay then. Just stand there, while the
TV gets ready. I’m serious, don’t
touch anything at all. And, I’ve had
the presentation ever since I knew we
were going to visit a volcano.
Okay. Now, it
all starts in
the Earth. As
I hope you
know, and
you probably
don’t, there is
a bunch of
Magma and
partly melted
rock. Magma
moves like
water and is
lava before it
reaches the
crust. Now,
how does it
reach the
crust? There
is a theory I
am fond of.
Now, if you
see hereWhat is it
Bob?
How did you do
that?
Do what?
How are you
standing in the
TV like that?
You know, I’m not quite sure. Maybe its
because we’re NOT REAL! But that isn’t
the point. We’re supposed to be
learning about how volcanoes form.
This is cool. Not
you, the being
in the TV thing.
OOH! Pretty
picture!
TOUCH
You just had to do that,
didn’t you. Well, at
least I have a back up.
I thought you might do
that.
Okay, the Magma rises out of the
crust because of differing densities.
The least dense something is, the
more it wants to rise above more
dense things. So, because of different
Magma in the Mantle, some bulge up.
And, they’ll break through the thinner
pieces of crust sometimes and gush
out. These holes in the crust are
sometimes called hotspots.
Sometimes, it’ll just build up in the
crust and rise up, then they’ll build a
Magma reservoir, and it’ll build up and
push through the top of the reservoir
onto our planet. Are you listening Bob?
This is for your own good.
TOUCH
You’d better stop that. I’m serious.
Now, out of these vents, lava gushes
and piles.
TOUCH
I should slap you.
Anyway, lava that has gone out of
the vents slowly cools, and piles
up. It creates a volcano over time.
Vents can also appear in the
volcano. It piles up in different
areas, and soon, you have a
whole volcano range.
TOUCH
VOLCANO
DON’T
TOUCH MY
STUFF!!!!!!!!
Sorry...
Okay, so, you know
how volcanoes
form… Sorta…
Well, there are also
different parts of a
volcano.
Just get this
over with. I
want my
$$$$$$$$$!
Okay, well, first,
there is the crater.
That is right over
here. Its the dip in
the volcano
Then, there’s a
parasitic cone
growing out of this
volcano.
This is lava flowing
down. And, the
orange arrow is
pointing to the
base.
The Magma
reservoir is right
below the picture.
That’s were the
lava comes from
Flank.
Sill.
Ash cloud.
Summit.
Dike
Throat, and
The lighter parts are ash that
fell and the darker parts are
where the lava cools. That’s
where you find your precious
rocks. The orange arrows
point towards the lava, while
the yellow point towards the
ash.
NO BOB!
ITS JUST
A
PICTURE!
YES!
SWEET
ROCKS!
The following scene was way to violent to show at school, even high school. Bob was
mutilated in fashions in which are unspeakable, unimaginable, and just plain weird.
Please wait while we sort this fiasco out. Remain in your seats, and enjoy the next few
seconds doing absolutely nothing because Luciana was too lazy to make a montage.
OK, you’ll be
absolutely fine if
you just don’t
touch anything at
all. Now, we’re
almost done.
Now, there are
three main types
of volcanoes.
There is the
Cinder Cone
volcano….
It looks a little like
this. These erupt
fast and cool
down fast, and
are the steepest
of the volcanoes.
There are also the Shield
volcanoes, which ooze lava
slowly, and are mostly formed by
hotspots. They are the fattest
and gentlest climbing volcano.
And finally there are composite
volcanoes, a mixture of the two.
Its gentle at the bottom, then
steeply rising at the middle-top.
These are the most violent of the
volcanoes.
And, just one more thing. You get
rocks when the volcano erupts.
So, that’s how you would get a
volcano. Well, that’s the end of
my presentation. Please exit the
TV
You touched my couch, didn’t you?
Never mind. Just, don’t say anything.
QUIZ TIME PEOPLES!
Bud has carefully and meticulously
crafted this quiz for you to try. So, just
pick the answer when it comes up…
Ready? Well, if you aren’t, too bad. We’re
starting.
QUIZ TIME PEOPLES!
Question 1: What is a volcano made of?
Ash and cooled Lava
Clay and baking powder
Dirt and Rocks
Fossil Fuels
QUIZ TIME PEOPLES!
Question 2: What is the most destructive
kind of Volcano?
Shield Volcano
Magma Volcano
Composite Volcano
Cinder Cone Volcano
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
OH MY GOSH! YOU GOT IT
WRONG! HOW IS THAT EVEN
POSSIBLE? HALF OF THE
CLASS IS CONSISTED OF AG
PEOPLE! BOOOOOO!