Transcript Document

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on
board, but there are only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says:
„I am Ronaldo, best soccerplayer in
the world. The soccer-playing world
needs me, i cannot let my fans
down by dying now.“
So he graps the first parachute and
jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger,Hillary Clinton,
says:
„I am the wife of the former president
of the United States of America; I am
senator of the state New York and I
have plans to someday become
President of the United States of
America myself “
So she too graps a parachute and
jumps out of the plane.
The third passenger, George W. Bush,
says:
„I am the current President of the
United States of America. I have a big
responsability in todays world politics.
I am also the smartest president in the
history of the United States so i owe it
to my people to not die.“
So he too graps a parachute and
jumps after the other two.
The fourth passanger, the Pope, says
to the fifth passenger, a small
schoolboy:
„I am old. I have lived my life as a good
man and priest. So i give you the last
parachute because you still have a full
life ahead of you.“
The small kid answers:
“Don‘t worry old man...
There‘s a parachute for both of us !
The smartest president of America
jumped with my schoolbag......“
The moral of this story….
Each country gets the president it
deserves.
Oh my God…. Can‘t that idiot just shut the fuck up!