Transcript How difficult is German- really?

”The Awful German Language”.
Was Mark Twain right?
Department of German, University of Bristol
6 December 2011
Professor Martin Durrell
University of Manchester
The DATIVE case
In the first place, I would leave out the Dative case.
It confuses the plurals; and, besides, nobody ever knows when
he is in the Dative case, except he discover it by accident – and
then he does not know when or where it was that he got into it,
or how long he has been in it, or how he is going to get out of it
again.
The Dative case is but an ornamental folly – it is better to
discard it.
Learning German
My philological studies have satisfied me that a
gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling
and pronouncing) in thirty hours, French in
thirty days, and German in THIRTY YEARS.
It seems manifest, then, that the latter tongue ought to
be trimmed down and repaired. If it is to remain as
it is, it ought to be gently and reverently set aside
among the dead languages, for
ONLY THE DEAD HAVE TIME TO LEARN IT.
The inventor of the language seems to
have taken pleasure in complicating it in
every way he could think of.
[...] after the verb – merely by way of ornament, as far as I can make
out – the writer shovels in
haben sind gewesen gehabt haben geworden sein
or words to that effect, and the monument is finished.
In my note-book I find this entry:
July 1. – In the hospital yesterday, a word of thirteen syllables was successfully
removed from a patient – a North German from near Hamburg; but as most
unfortunately the surgeons had opened him in the wrong place, under the
impression that he contained a panorama, he died. The sad event has cast a
gloom over the whole community.
German adjective declensions
Difficult? – troublesome? – these words cannot describe it. I heard a Californian
student in Heidelberg say, in one of his calmest moods, that he would rather decline
two drinks than one German adjective.
Gender
“[...] there is no sense or system in the
distribution [...] In German a young lady has no
sex, while a turnip has. Think what overwrought
reverence that shows for the turnip, and what
callous disrespect for the girl [...] a tree is male,
its buds are female, its leaves are neuter; horses
are sexless, dogs are male, cats are female tomcats included, of course [...]
Tale of the fishwife and its sad fate
der Löffel, die Gabel, das Messer
der Mund, die Wange, das Kinn
der in der bayrischen Hauptstadt geborene Dichter
Genders in Dyirbal
I (bayi)
II (halan)
III (balam)
IV (bala)
men
women
honey
parts of the body
kangaroos
bandicoots
possums
dog
edible fruit & veg
meat
bats
platypus
plants with edible fruit
most snakes
echidna
most fishes
some snakes
some birds
some fishes
wind
most insects
most birds
yamsticks
firefly, scorpion
some spears
some spears
crickets
most trees & vines
moon
sun & stars
grass, mud, stones
storms, rainbow
hairy mary grub
noises, language
boomerangs
some trees
bees
Endings and gender
The exception and the rule
A person who has not studied German can form no idea of what a perplexing
language it is [...] when at last he thinks he has captured a rule which offers
firm ground to take a rest on amid the general rage and turmoil of the ten
parts of speech, he turns over the page and reads ‘Let the pupil make careful
note of the following exceptions’. He runs his eye down and finds
that there are more exceptions to the rule than instances of it.
Could there be a language so perverse, so twisted, so sadistic that it
inflicts irregular forms on its speakers a majority of the time? [...] German
textbook authors have made heroic efforts to impose order on this mess,
but [...] the counterexamples outnumber the examples. One linguist eked
out ten rules but tacked on 17 lists of exceptions.
Rules for German noun plurals
a) Feminine nouns add -(e)n
(e.g.: die Frau - die Frauen)
b) Neuter nouns add -e, without Umlaut
(e.g.: das Jahr - die Jahre)
c) Masculine nouns add -e, with Umlaut if possible
(e.g.: der Stuhl - die Stühle)
EXCEPT:
d) Masculine and neuter nouns in -el, -en and -er have no ending
(e.g.: der Lehrer - die Lehrer, das Segel - die Segel)
Every language has a different mixture of regular and irregular forms
Noun plurals in Welsh
I: add an ending
a) -au
b) -iau
c) -us
d) -ion
e) -ed
f) -iaid
g) -on
h) -edd
i) -ydd
j) -aint
k) -iadau
l) -od
m) -i
n) oedd
siop ‘shop’
beic ‘bicycle’
nyrs ‘nurse’
cyw ‘chicken’
pryf ‘insect’
eos ‘nightingale’
modur ‘car’
bys ‘finger’
afon ‘river’
gof ‘blacksmith’
dosbarth ‘class’
teigr ‘tiger’
parsel ‘parcel’
gorsaf ‘station’
siopau
beiciau
nyrsus
cywion
pryfed
eosiaid
moduron
bysedd
afonydd
gofaint
dosbarthiadau
teigrod
parseli
gorsafoedd
bachgen ‘boy’
bardd ‘poet’
ffordd ‘road’
bechgyn
beirdd
ffyrdd
II: change a vowel
III: change a vowel and add an ending
(a) -au
botwm ‘bottom’
(b) -iau
bws ‘bus’
(c) -on
lleidr ‘thief’
(d) -od
cwch ‘boat’
(e) -ydd
gwlad ‘country’
(f) -oedd
cwm ‘valley’
(g) -eydd
swyddfa ‘office’
botymau
bysiau
lladron
cychod
gwledydd
cymoedd
swyddfeydd
IV: drop a singular ending
mochyn ‘pig’
moch
V: drop a singular ending and change a vowel
aderyn ‘bird’
adar
VI: change a singular to a plural ending
cwningen ‘rabbit’
cwningod
etc.
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Finnish cases
Case
Suffix
English prep.
Example
Translation
Grammatical
nominatiivi
-
Talo on helppo sana.
House is an easy word.
genetiivi
-n
of
En pidä tämän talon väristä.
I don't like the colour of this house
akkusatiivi
- or -n
- (object, whole)
Maalaan talon. Auta maalaamaan talo!
I'll paint the house. Help me paint the house!
partitiivi
-(t)a
- (object, part/incomplete)
Maalaan taloa.
I'm painting the house.
Locative (internal)
inessiivi
-ssa
in
Asun talossa.
I live in the house.
elatiivi
-sta
from (inside)
Poistu talostani!
Get out of my house!
illatiivi
-an, -en, etc. into
Menen hänen taloonsa.
I'm going (in)to his/her house.
Locative (external)
adessiivi
-lla
at, on
Nähdään talolla!
See you at the house!
ablatiivi
-lta
from
Kiersin talolta toiselle.
I travelled from house to another.
allatiivi
-lle
to (outside), onto
Koska saavut talolle?
When will you be arriving to the house?
Marginal
essiivi
-na
as
Käytätkö tätä hökkeliä talona?
Are you using this shack as a house?
translatiivi
-ksi
into (change, transformation)
Muutan sen taloksi.
I'll turn it into a house.
instruktiivi
-n
with, using
He levittivät sanomaansa rakentaminensa
taloin.
They passed on their message with (using)
the houses they built.
abessiivi
-tta
without
On vaikeaa elää talotta.
It's difficult to live without a house.
komitatiivi
-ne-
together (with)
Hän vaikuttaa varakkaalta monine taloineen.
He appears to be wealthy, with the numerous
houses he has.
The definite article
Die Butter kostet 3 Euro das Pfund
Das Auto ist der Fluch der modernen Stadt
Cars are the curse of modern cities
Linking verbs in English
(a) verbs with
to+infinitive
(b) verbs with
-ing participle
(c) verbs with
to+infinitive or -ing participle
AGREE
ACKNOWLEDGE
(i) EMOTIVE VERBS
AIM
ADMIT (TO)
cannot BEAR
ARRANGE
AVOID
DREAD
ASK
ATTEMPT
CONSIDER
CONTEMPLATE
FORGET
HATE
CHOOSE
DEFER
INTEND
CLAIM
DENY
LIKE
CONSENT
DETEST (rarely infinitive)
LOVE
DARE
DISLIKE
NEGLECT
DECIDE
ESCAPE
PREFER
DECLINE
EVADE
REGRET
DEMAND
FACILITATE
REMEMBER
DESERVE
FANCY
etc
DETERMINE
FAVOUR
EXPECT
FINISH
BEGIN
HOPE
GIVE UP
START
LEARN
cannot HELP
CONTINUE
LONG
MANAGE
INCLUDE
KEEP (ON)
CEASE
DELAY (usually -ing)
MEAN
don't MIND
OMIT
OFFER
MISS
PLAN
PRETEND, etc.
POSTPONE, etc.
TRY, etc.
(ii) PROCESS VERBS
GHOTI
How (not) to arrive at the German for:
“when we had come with our friends”
1) The formation of the past participle of kommen 'come', memorised from tables of irregular verbs: gekommen
2) The use of sein as the perfect auxiliary of kommen, as an intransitive verb of motion
3) The form of the past tense of sein to form the pluperfect tense, memorised from tables of irregular verbs - war
4) The ending for the finite verb, memorised from the table, agreeing with the subject of the verb - waren
5) The identification of mit 'with' from the memorised list of prepositions taking the dative case
6) The dative plural form of the possessive unser 'our', as memorised from the appropriate table - unseren
7) The formation of the plural of Freund 'friend', memorised with the noun itself - Freunde
8) Adding the ending -n for the dative plural of a noun whose plural stern does not end in -n or -s - Freunden
9) The placing of the verb in final position in a subordinate clause, with the auxiliary following the main verb
10) The placing of the pronoun subject immediately after the conjunction, and before the prepositional phrase, in
a subordinate clause
[...], als wir mit unseren Freunden gekommen waren
Learning strategies and language
awareness
What determines progress is insight into pattern
in language
It is good practice to arouse learners’ curiosity
about the contrasting patterns of the mother
tongue and the foreign language
Different people learn a language in different
ways - you need to find your own strategy
FIND THE SUBJECT
Who is doing what in sentences 2 - 6?
1. Diesem Nachbarn begegnete Manfred nun öfters
2. Gendarmen attackierte in der Nacht auf Donnerstag in
Amstetten ein alkoholisierter Arbeitsloser
3. Im konkreten Fall stellten Rauschgiftfahnder der Landshuter
Kripo dem minderjährigen Jakob H. am 30. April 1000 Euro zur
Verfügung
4. Unmittelbar vor dem Hauptportal des Parlamentsgebäudes wird
bis etwa Mitte 2010, so ein schriftlicher Bahn-Vermerk, ein
riesiges Loch klaffen
5. Als er über den Minister schimpfte, hat ihn das nicht sein Amt in
der Armee gekostet, sonder ihm viel Beifall von seiten der
Orthodoxen eingebracht
6. Mächtigen Kabinettsfürsten, allen voran Justizminister Jack Straw,
erschien diese Politik gleichbedeutend mit der Aufgabe
sozialdemokratischer Identität
Noun plural exercise
It has been claimed that there are 4 simple rules for forming the plural of nouns in German:
a) Feminine nouns add -(e)n
(e.g.: die Frau - die Frauen)
b) Neuter nouns add -e, without Umlaut
(e.g.: das Jahr - die Jahre)
c) Masculine nouns add -e, with Umlaut if possible
(e.g.: der Stuhl - die Stühle)
EXCEPT:
d) Masculine and neuter nouns in -el, -en and -er haue no ending
(e.g.: der Lehrer - die Lehrer, das Segel - die Segel)
Test how valid these rules are either by checking against all the simple nouns given under the letter L in a dictionary, or by
checking how many of the simple nouns in a passage of 1000 words from a novel or a newspaper follow them.
The Nuss test
Possible plurals:
Possible genders:
Nusse
Nussen
Nüsse
Nüsser
der Nuss
die Nuss
das Nuss
Relative difficulty of foreign languages
Lutz Götze on learning languages
Die Fähigkeit, seine eigenen Gedanken in einer
oder mehreren fremden Sprachen
auszudrücken, ist eine Gabe und ein
Wettbewerbsvorteil.
Voraussetzung dafür aber ist, dass man die
Gedanken zunächst in der eigenen Sprache
fassen kann.
Thank you