Transcript This is one about My Philosphy

Jacob's Philosophy
Bring enlightenment to your life!
The Story
• One day, jacob was walking when he saw
an ant. This ant was trying to climb up the
side of a fence. Every time it got so close
but it fell down. But instead of giving up it
kept going. Finally jacob saw that it was
wasting away it's life be trying to climb the
wall, so he squashed it.
The Philosophy
• Jacob's philosophy, also called the "phob",
is commonly observed on the island of jisle.
Jisle was founded in the 1400's when jacob
bought swaziland. As the monarch he
decided to dig up mozambique and dump
the dirt in the ocean to form jisle. The
philosophy is about living a simple life and
only doing what is necessary.
The Philosophy Continued
• People who follow the phob are commonly
known as the phobites. These phobites are
very laid back and comfortable yet prosper.
Instead of going to school for 12 or more
years they go to school for 3 years then
spend 2 more years specializing in a
profession.Thus leaving a lot of time for
leisure.
The Study of Phob
Amount of Work
That Gets Down
Weird
People
15%
• Scientists have proven
that the phobites who
are more laid back,
accomplish more and
have a more fulfilled
Normal
life. Look at this
People
graph.
25%
Follower
s Of
Phob
60%
Conclusion
• Phob is the philosophy
of now, not like that
buddhist crap. Try it
now and if you don't
like it get a full refund
plus a jacob doll free
of charge!